A hilarious dinner conversation yesterday is the inspiration for this list, which i have out of necessity thought up in the past 10 minutes.
Drop cholesterol, not bombs.
Stay fit, not home.
Break dance, not my face.
Foreign food, not policies.
Three prong plugs, not attacks. (I know, it's a stretch.)
Throw a party, not a punch.
Pet animals, not strangers.
Pick noses, not fights.
Watch sports, not muggings.
Bette Midler, not on horses.
And finally, the one that started them all,
Roast Chicken, Not babies.
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ooooh dear. i am laughing so hard right now! alone! in the dining room! this is my favourite. that conversation was my favourite. also my favourite? the conversation we had after this one. that included the statement, "he's a bad boyfriend. he should know things like that", and other such whispering things.
ReplyDeletep.s. club sandwiches, not seals.
p.p.s. also, i think we should invest in some printed shirts with our custom sayings on them. soon.
also. i just noticed the title of this post.
ReplyDeletebrain storm, not tumor.
i like it.
My Favorites are drop chlorestoral not bombs and Lauren's Club Sandwiches not seals.
ReplyDeleteAnd rew, not so on/so forth?
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